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Yankees Jason Giambi wears a gold thong; “outs” his friends

Posted by TopOfTheThread on May 16, 2008

The Daily News reports Jason Giambi wears thong when in slump, shares it with teammatesgold thong for Jason Giambi Yankees player

OK. Athletes are superstitious. Creatures of habit. It happens. We all saw the movie Major Leagues.

Do you know what’s on your way? Can you imagine the taunting you, and your teammates are going to receiving at Shea and Fenway? What were you thinking? Or did the steriods go to your mind?

And it’s one thing to admit your wearing a gold lamé, tiger-stripe thong under your uniform, but you “out’d” your teammates Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Johnny Damon, Robin Ventura, and Robinson Cano.

Notes to Giambi’s teammates, do not share any information with Giambi that you don’t want in the press:

  • Don’t tell him if you are dating more than one woman.(Derek)Jason Giambi
  • Don’t tell him if you are considering asking to be traded
  • Don’t tell him if you tried a performance enhancing drug
  • Don’t tell him if you don’t like Joe Girardi or Hank Steinbrenner
  • Don’t tell him if you missed curfew
  • Don’t tell him anything….

No code. No honor.

This potentially extremely long season just got longer for you and your teammates.

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Hey Babe – What size thong do you wear?

Jason Giambi Thong

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2 Responses to “Yankees Jason Giambi wears a gold thong; “outs” his friends”

  1. yanksbeatbosox said

    They already get boo’d and heckled everywhere they go…..players block that out. Plus Giambi has been heckled with chants of “steriods!” so I doubt he will really care about what the other fans think about his thong. People will forget about this by the time the season ends.

  2. Agreed. But what about the point of out-ing his buddies? It was his choice to potentially increase the intensity of “his own” heckling. Do you think the other guys wanted the press knowing this?

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